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The State of Apocalypse Cow
Where have you been? I have struggled with this post for over a year now. This update is LONG overdue. Our game has some of the best fans and followers - seriously, how long have you been following us patiently? Some of…
Patch notes3 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
#10: The New Year brings a Combat Update
"I woke up in terror from a horrible nightmare. I stepped outside to compose myself and realized… everyone in the village had woken up. Everyone." -- Baon, Village Merchant Finally an update. It was about time! He nodde…
Store1 change - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse #9: Merry Hero and a Happy New Year!
He was pacing up and down a dark room, the only light coming from a computer monitor. On it, a blinking cursor felt like a ticking clock. Judge and jury. He knew he had messed up. “How did this happen?” he thought. “Whe…
Patch notes5 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse #8: Awesome September
Hello friends! For the first time ever, a monthly update that's actually one month later. It feels so weird... are we becoming professionals? Should I be worried? Finally, a timely update. So what's new? As I mentioned…
Patch notes3 changesGameplayUI/audio - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse #7: Summer 2021
Okay, not on a monthly schedule yet but we're getting closer! I survived moving to a new house, I survived a spectacularly crazy heatwave (global warming is a myth) and I'm back with my team, creating this wondrous univ…
Patch notes2 changesGameplayMaps - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse News #6: Still Rolling
This post feels like proof of life. Still alive folks! Alive and working on the game, making it more awesome every single day! Your new year's resolution was "monthly updates"… And it's been 6 months without one. I know…
Patch notes3 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Report from the Trenches
Hello dear fan! I know you have questions. Let’s get the most obvious thing out of the way: Τhe game is NOT canceled. We’re still working on it exclusively and full time. And yes, we are as shocked as you that we haven’…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse News #4: New Visual Direction
Hello GameWalkers, Lets start with the obvious. We won't make our 2019 release goal. Which I think you've guessed by now, but still makes me feel like a bad Santa. You wanted a game? Here's a delay! ːwinter2019sadyulː I…
Patch notes4 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Apocalypse Cow News #3: Animations
Hello incredible fan! Here's another update for you - proof that we're busy working and not vacating somewhere tropical. Because who cares about Fiji when you can develop games in a basement! Okay, okay - what have you…
Patch notes3 changesMapsGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Status Update #2: Arcadia Concepts
What a glorious morning! It's been raining non-stop, creating the perfect mood for epic world building! But it's time I take a break and let you amazing people know what we've been up to. World Building Apocalypse Cow h…
Patch notes1 changePerformance - Apocalypse Cow
Status Update #1: Story is Dan
The night was brighter than usual. The clock struck midnight and the crowd erupted. Amidst the celebrations for this glorious new year, a pale creature known as game developer stood apart. Hand on his keyboard, he whisp…
Patch notes3 changesGameplayPerformance - Apocalypse Cow
Expanding the Game
You might be wondering what's going on. Despite popular belief, we are not at the Bahamas drinking Cosmopolitan manly beers. We weren't abducted by aliens (although that would REALLY help our PR efforts). We're still wo…
Patch notes2 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Feature Highlight: Costumes
Hi GameWalker! We can't deny it. Penny is a little crazy. She's a short tempered badass that will smoke your butt if you look at her funny. But that's not all that defines her! When she doesn't rain terror and destructi…
Event2 changesGameplay - Apocalypse Cow
Feature Highlight: Costumes
Hi GameWalker! We can't deny it. Penny is a little crazy. She's a short tempered badass that will smoke your butt if you look at her funny. But that's not all that defines her! When she doesn't rain terror and destructi…
Event2 changesGameplay
