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- Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.6: One new wish (23 total)
What's new Wish #23 - The Ninja Boss Someone wished for a boss whose defeat would bring sound design and music to the game. So we built one. Find the King Moustache, fight the beast like a ninja, and when it falls - the…
Patch notes6 changesUI/audioPerformance - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.5 Trailer + Performance Patch Notes
Update 1.0.5 Trailer Check out the trailer for Update 1.0.5, featuring the voice-activated save system and the friendly Nazgul on the Puy-de-Dome. What changed This patch is all about performance. No new wishes this tim…
Patch notes11 changesFixUI/audio - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.5: Two new wishes (22 total!)
Two wishes implemented. We've now reached twenty-two wishes total. This update brings one of our most unique features yet: a voice-activated save system. What's new A save system has been built from scratch. To save you…
Patch notes1 changeUI/audio - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.4 Trailer + Official Guide + Bug Fixes
The Update 1.0.4 trailer is here! Check it out: Official Guide Need help navigating the world? Want to know where to find hidden capybaras or how to unlock the Ninja Way? We've created an official guide for you: Granite…
Patch notes5 changesFixGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.4: Six new wishes (20 total!)
Six wishes implemented. We've now reached twenty wishes total. This update brings a skill tree, new animal companions, a mysterious prophecy, and two new languages. What's new A skill tree has been added. Someone asked…
Patch notes4 changesGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
A New Rhythm for the Monolith
To ensure Granite Noir reaches its full potential and to handle increasingly complex wishes, we are switching to a bi-weekly update schedule. Ambition: More time to polish large-scale requests. Quality: Better testing f…
Announcement1 changeGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.3a: Bugfixes & Improvements
A quick hotfix to address some issues reported after the 1.0.3 launch. Thank you for your feedback! Fixes Wish System: Fixed a bug where wishes were sometimes deleted even after being successfully sent. Data retrieval h…
Patch notes2 changesFixGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.3: Three new wishes
Three wishes implemented. This one includes our most ambitious build yet. A massive lake, procedural backrooms, and... someone who really believes in you. What's new A brunette girl who says "I've been following you sin…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.2 Trailer + Bug Fixes
The Update 1.0.2 trailer is here! Check it out: Bug Fixes Fixed a bug where crouching could clip you outside the map in certain areas. Fixed a bug where you could interact with the wish button from underground. Fixed a…
Patch notes6 changesFixMaps - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.2: Five new wishes
Five wishes implemented. This one took a bit longer, but we had a blast putting it all together. Talking rats, hidden collectibles, a dance floor... You're really keeping us on our toes. What's new Intelligent, friendly…
Patch notes2 changesGameplay - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Patch Update Notes - January 28, 2026
Portal Fixes & Quality of Life Improvements We've been listening to your feedback and fixed several issues that were getting in the way of your experience. What's Fixed: - Portal from the abandoned castle now works prop…
Announcement2 changesFixPerformance - Granite Noir: The Social Experiment
Update 1.0.1: Six new wishes
Six wishes implemented. We won't lie, we had a few good laughs reading what you came up with. Burning golf carts, castle realms, renaming the entire game... Working on these has been a pure joy. What's new A blue portal…
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