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Steam News17 August 202510mo ago

Oh no!

I have realized Maw the Moon doesn't make any sense. So I tried some different combinations Bite the stick Lick the mushroom Broom the carpet Pet the wife But none made sense storywise either.

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I have realized Maw the Moon doesn't make any sense.

So I tried some different combinations

  • Bite the stick

  • Lick the mushroom

  • Broom the carpet

  • Pet the wife

But none made sense storywise either. This is where the game is now: we are going to Bite the Moon.

(nah I picked it because it's a cool name)

You may be wondering. "Why boobs?"

Because I just want to see boobs in my game. (and if Steam polices gonna come afterSteam post image my ass)

Don't worry, it's still going to be family-friendly game where you can play with neighbor cats

Take a look at this visual fidelity. It's like someone is stroking your brain, wow!

(The image is supposed to be here, technically I can drag it down, you know, for awesome story that nobody read)

You know what they say. Gotta improve, adapt, and pet the pig. Maybe not the last one if you know what I mean.

For the last week. I'm proud to say, other than this. There is nothing else to show :)

Maybe the game would be more fun when the opponent just acts cute. Idk

Now for a fun fact of the day:

I ate bacon today

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Steam News / 17 August 2025

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