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Strategems is live!
Hey Valley Dwellers, got a cool announcement for you: Waterjacked is being featured in the Strategems Steam Festival, a demo and sale event focused on strategic and replayable games! Check out all the featured titles he…
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Waterjacked!
Also known as Waterjacked!, steam:3878980, w
Waterjacked! is a roguelike with turn-based combat where you are a gunslinging succulent chosen to wield the GRID. Uncover destructive combos and develop clever strategies from an assortment of Modules, Augments, and Herbals to push back the invading robots from The Valley.
Last update
29 May 2026
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- April 2026
- Happy Saturday, Valley Dwellers! We've got a fresh patch for ya! Known Issues 😔 The cost previews in-game are a little large and overlapping. We are overhauling these in the next patch. Shop Items are a little hard to…Store
- Hey Valley Dwellers! The third edition of Straight from the Pond is out. This one covers what we've been up to in March, what's coming up next, and our convention and expo plans for the summer! Read more here!Patch notes
- March 2026
- Good evening Valley Dwellers! Patch v1.0.20-vis has been made live! Bug Fixes 🪲 Fixed some tutorial bugs. Fixed a bug that prevented rewards from correctly displaying. Fixed a bug that stopped the action pool from actu…Patch notes
- Small hotfix for some critical bugs: Bug Fixes Fixed a crash when losing the game due to a bad reference check when trying to switch to the demo view. Fixed a bug when an enemy was queued to spawn after you cleared all…Patch notes
- Hey Valley Dwellers, another patch for ya! Bug Fixes Fixed a crash that occurred when an enemy tried to activate its unique death behavior (the guzzler is now for sure fixed). Completely rebuilt the saving & loading. Th…Store
- Hey Valley Dwellers! After a very long wait, we're happy to share that we just dropped a fresh teaser for Waterjacked! Now, you might be thinking, will this be it? No, my little cactus friend, it will not! We are workin…Patch notes
- Hey Valley Dwellers! We're so excited to share that we're participating in Rogue Bots this year, a festival all about roguelike games and robots! It was super awesome to find this fest as Waterjacked hits both of those…Store
- February 2026
- Hey Valley Dwellers! The second edition of Straight From The Pond is out! It covers what's been happenin' in February and what we've got planned in terms of expos and festivals. There's some info about new enemies for W…Patch notes
- Hello Valley Dwellers! v1.0.9-vis is now live! The full patch notes: Bug Fixes Fixed crash on loss when trying to save or load game state. Fixed game save being recognized incorrectly, so you can continue runs, instead…Patch notes
- Hey Valley Dwellers, Wyatt here! Super excited to finally let you all know the Visibility Update is live for everyone to play. This update is free and has been applied to the demo of the game. If you run into any bugs,…Patch notes
- Hey Valley Dwellers! Jacob here, and today it’s finally time to take y’all through the myriad changes that Waterjacked has gotten in the multiple months since our last Demo update! It’s been a hell of a time, and we are…Store
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