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Voice Control Beta Available NOW
Hello, Traders! From the moment we announced Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator some of you asked “but will there be Kinect support?”, which had been in Organ Trading Sim. Sadly, the Kinect wasn’t something we could d…
Official Soundtrack OUT NOW!
Hello, traders! You asked for it, and Kris Krik delivered! You can get the Official Soundtrack for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam right now! [dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/4435980/S…
Content Update 5 is OUT NOW!
Hello, Traders! We are back with our last big update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We’ve got THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS and a bunch of quality of life features to see our little gremlin out of the post-launch updat…
Minor Update 03/06/2026
Hello Traders, After our four weeks of new and exciting ways to short a baby, today we have a small one. Just a quick update that fixes a bug and adds a beta version of a new accessibility option. Bug Fixes Streaks were…
Content Update 4 OUT NOW - Daily Challenges!
Hello, Traders! It’s already been four weeks since Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator launched and it’s been a ride which, honestly, we didn’t expect to go as far as it has! We loved and believed in our little gremlin…
Minor Update 02/20/2026
Hello, traders! Oh Grumble, while I love that I got to write the subtitle "Citizen Grumble will no longer make you grumble", this is not what I wanted for any of us. So, we have a very quick hotfix for you all that shou…
Content Update 3 is OUT NOW!
Hello, traders! Fire up your FutureSee Terminal because we’re back with Content Update 3! We’ve got two new campaigns and two new scenarios for you. So first up, let’s meet our new friends and find out how awful they ar…
Content Update 2 is out NOW!
Hello, traders! It’s a glorious day that you don't need to pay Chad Shakespeare a cut of, it’s SCENARIOS DAY plus some some additional fixes*! “ What’s a scenario ”, one may reasonably ask, well, if you don’t think I’m…
Minor Update 02/11/2026
Hello, traders! Just a couple of little updates on this, the eve before the next content update! Tomorrow will see The New Stuff so get ready for that, for right though now we have a couple of fixes for you... Bookie pr…
Content Update 1 is LIVE
Hello, traders! Well, we told you there would be two new campaigns available today but if you’ve seen the headline you know that things have changed... numerically. Let’s take a look at those updates… Three new campaign…
Minor Update Feb. 3rd 2026
Hello, traders! Some small patch notes for a few little fixes... A fix for Chad Shakespeare's read out sometimes displaying nonsense numbers., A fix for the main menu buttons, which would sometimes not highlight correct…
Post Launch Roadmap
Hello, traders! Firstly, thank you to everyone who has already jumped into the game on launch day! The whole team are sat watching your streams, comments and posts with huge smiles on our faces. THANK YOU! So, let's tal…
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW!
Hello, traders! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is HERE! I asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the Head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day. "This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I h…
Markets Open January 29th!
Hello, trader! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will launch on January 29th! So, at the time of writing, exactly one week from now! We've been blown away by the reception to the demo, which will be staying online un…
Demo Update + Patch Notes
Hello, traders! Firstly, thank you so much to all of you have been playing the demo, added the game to your wishlist, streaming, making content and talking about our game. It means a TON to a smaller team like ours and…
