Content Update 5 is OUT NOW!

We are back with our last big update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We’ve got THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS and a bunch of quality of life features to see our little gremlin out of the post-launch updates right.

So, let’s get into it!

New Campaigns

• XX_Terror23_XX - Tasked you with LOSING a space-ton of cash. But be careful... lose too much too quickly and a kill squad will end your run.

• Wenbill’s Nightmare - It had to happen. Prepare for a TOUGH run.

• WooHoo Charlie - WooHoo Charlie is getting into Baby Trading, but he's making his manservant, Grob Olk, do the heavy lifting. Survive WooHoo Charlie's absurd demands and make bank for sire.

Quality of Life Features

• Shorts are visible in Daily Recaps - See what went right and what went terribly.

• Nursery of Fame - Ever wish you could save your best babies to show off or your worst babies to yell at some more? Now you can! Bookmark up to 20 babies and revisit your greatest wins and most miserable losses.,

• Cutscene Theatre - Watch every unlocked cutscene and newscast from the clapboard icon in the campaign menu.

• Ending Viewer - We got a number of requests for this one! You’ll unlock every ending at your trophy rank and below from the Campaign menu. Pick a campaign, click “View Best” and you’ll see your trophies at the bottom. Click on them to view each ending that you’ve unlocked. So, if you’ve got gold, you can watch Bronze and Silver if you want to.

• Multiple Save Files - It does what it says, start new runs!

• Additional accessibility options - Slow mode for cognitive accessibility, high contrast text for visual accessibility.

Well, here we are, the end of the last patch notes for the last free update. I wanted to take a second to, on behalf of everyone at Strange Scaffold, say THANK YOU. This game has done better than we imagined it could, what with it being a little gremlin of a game. The amount of people playing, telling their friends, leaving reviews, playing it on stream, making videos about it and posting their thoughts has been beautiful to watch. Like every game we make, this game is born out of passion, hard work and a desire to share something with the world. When it connects with anyone, it’s a victory. So again, THANK YOU. Here on Steam reviews make such a huge difference in how much Steam floats the game to other folks that might like it so they are all appreciated!

Until next time...? See you out there - Chris @ Strange Scaffold