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April 2026 Update
May the forth be with you! 💫 Or… the eighth? Anyway, it’s May! So may I inform you of the duties we fulfilled in the bygone April. What we did last month: 1. We set up our Discord server! 🌐 We FINALLY set one up! If y…
March 2026 Update
Happy Easter, fellow Chrisians! Just as Christ yeeted himself into heaven a few weeks and a couple years ago, we’re again cranking out a new Update post for you, my beloved. What we did last month: 1. We recorded our so…
February 2026 Update
O ano só começa depois do Carnaval! ‘The year only starts after Carnaval!’, was the motto of the month this February and girl, we started things! What we did last month: 1. Finished Helio’s House re-render! As mentioned…
January 26 Update
Happy Chinese New Year! Today the Year of the Fire Horse has started which stands for movement – and movement is what we want to bring to our development process this year! (hopefully at least) So... What did we move la…
2026 Outlook & Dec 25 Update
Happy belated New Year! Hope you all ‘slipped well’ into the new year, as we say in Germany! Because the development process of Golembert is now entering its final (couple of) stages, we thought New Year would be a good…
November 25 Update
Happy belated Thanksgiving! We’d also like to thank you for giving us your attention and jump right into... What we did last month! We mainly: 1. Uploaded a new devlog! Finally!!! In our 15th devlog, Alicia discusses he…
October 25 Update
Happy belated Halloween! Our last Update Post might not seem very long ago (which in fact is true because I posted it two weeks late in case you didn’t notice) so therefore this post will be as short and sweet as a Hall…
September 25 Update
Oh, I almost forgot to post abou- DO YOU REMEMBER?? THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER??? 1. We added the first tracks from Luca! Two months ago we shared with you that Luca Storz, the composer of Couch Monsters, REKA,…
August 25 Update
Salt air, and the rust on your door I never needed anything more… than an August update post? Well. ’What Taylors did we swift this month?’, you might ask. 1. We bug fixed & playtested Golembert! We playtested the game…
July 25 Update
CAESAR Is the name giver of July. Pliny (the Elder) traced his name back to the word caedere, to cut. So what do we do in July? We cut it out! And with ‘it’ I mean the all-monthly update on our playtesting and bugfixing…
June 25 Update
It’s Update time! And this time I calculated fancy numbers for it! So what have we been up to this June? 1. We playtested and bugfixed ??% of the game! Like last update it’s hard to calculate a proper number of just how…
April-May 25 Update
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! Just as time progresses, we also progress in our development. The past segment of time spanned 2 months. So what have we been doing in these 2 months? 1. We playtested and bugfixed appr…
March 25 Update
MARCH HAS BEEN TERMINATED That means that 24,65753424657534% of the year have already passed!!! And what did we do in the last 8,493150684931507% of this year??? 1. We (partially) finalized our UI! Up until now we only…
February 25 Update
O ano só começa depois do Carnaval!!! (in English: The year only starts after Carnival!!!) Because February is the shortest month of the year this update will (probably) be the shortest update of the year too! Or will i…
Dec-Jan 25 Update
Happy New Year, Miss Sophie! The year is already a month old (btw: are all years Capricorns because they were born at the 1st of January???) and I wanted to take the time I didn’t take directly after New Year’s to tell…
November 24 Update
Hello world! As the great state poet and federal weirdo Tyler Okonma once said: ’CAN WE GO BACK TO NOVEMBER???’ Oh, of course we can, darling! So here’s a little recap for you about what we did this (last) month (Novemb…
Aug-Oct 24 Update
Griasz eich Gott! I am here to update you about medium level change & progress we made regarding our wonderful garage band game Golembert. W-w-w-w-whAT’s going on: 1. We removed all translations! After we added the mach…
July 24 Update
Hello Julias! This update comes a bit late but who isn’t late sOmEtImEs??? The following is the current talk of the ton: 1. We translated the game in all languages we have on Steam! We started the translation process la…
June 24 Update
Hello friend! A month has passed yet again – that is why I, me, is here to report the outputs of our enterprise to you. The outfits of The Enterprise: 1. We implemented the new potion and Herbit map! You may remember me…
May 24 Update
Saluton miaj amikoj!... means “Hello my friends!” in Esperanto, the official language of the European Union. This weekend we EUpeans (as we call ourselves) get to vote our parliament. Exciting! But before one can make a…
April 24 Update
Greetings, traveller! Another moon has passed and I feel obliged and delighted to inform you about any sudden movements we performed within that period of time. What we worked on in April: 1. We implemented all main dia…
September 23 Update
Greetings fellow gardener! This week we’re celebrating our third month on Steam!!! And with celebrating we mean, well… we ate Falafel at the Spree yesterday. Isn’t that some sort of celebration??? Anyways: “What did we…
August 23 Update
Hi everyone! Hope you’re doing great over there! Oh, wait what... It has already been a month since our first community post? Really?! Well, that means it’s about time for a follow up! So what happened in our last four…
