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Golembert

Also known as Golembert, g, golembert

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April 2026 Update

May the forth be with you! 💫 Or… the eighth? Anyway, it’s May! So may I inform you of the duties we fulfilled in the bygone April. What we did last month: 1. We set up our Discord server! 🌐 We FINALLY set one up! If y…

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Browse 23 historical updates and patch notes for this game.

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#612413 Apr 2026EventHappy Easter, fellow Chrisians! Just as Christ yeeted himself into heaven a few weeks and a couple years ago, we’re again cranking out a new Update post for you, my beloved. What we did last month: 1. We recorded our so…EventImpact 759 changes
#873310 Mar 2026EventO ano só começa depois do Carnaval! ‘The year only starts after Carnaval!’, was the motto of the month this February and girl, we started things! What we did last month: 1. Finished Helio’s House re-render! As mentioned…EventImpact 7010 changes
#94CD17 Feb 2026StoreHappy Chinese New Year! Today the Year of the Fire Horse has started which stands for movement – and movement is what we want to bring to our development process this year! (hopefully at least) So... What did we move la…StoreImpact 6511 changes
#5A9815 Jan 2026Patch notesHappy belated New Year! Hope you all ‘slipped well’ into the new year, as we say in Germany! Because the development process of Golembert is now entering its final (couple of) stages, we thought New Year would be a good…Patch notesImpact 607 changes
#D6C401 Dec 2025EventHappy belated Thanksgiving! We’d also like to thank you for giving us your attention and jump right into... What we did last month! We mainly: 1. Uploaded a new devlog! Finally!!! In our 15th devlog, Alicia discusses he…EventImpact 7012 changes
#24B503 Nov 2025StoreHappy belated Halloween! Our last Update Post might not seem very long ago (which in fact is true because I posted it two weeks late in case you didn’t notice) so therefore this post will be as short and sweet as a Hall…StoreImpact 658 changes
#B6BC18 Oct 2025Patch notesOh, I almost forgot to post abou- DO YOU REMEMBER?? THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER??? 1. We added the first tracks from Luca! Two months ago we shared with you that Luca Storz, the composer of Couch Monsters, REKA,…Patch notesImpact 6011 changes
#8FD008 Sept 2025StoreSalt air, and the rust on your door I never needed anything more… than an August update post? Well. ’What Taylors did we swift this month?’, you might ask. 1. We bug fixed & playtested Golembert! We playtested the game…StoreImpact 6514 changes
#FCB707 Aug 2025Patch notesCAESAR Is the name giver of July. Pliny (the Elder) traced his name back to the word caedere, to cut. So what do we do in July? We cut it out! And with ‘it’ I mean the all-monthly update on our playtesting and bugfixing…Patch notesImpact 606 changes
#624907 Jul 2025Patch notesIt’s Update time! And this time I calculated fancy numbers for it! So what have we been up to this June? 1. We playtested and bugfixed ??% of the game! Like last update it’s hard to calculate a proper number of just how…Patch notesImpact 606 changes
#060902 Jun 2025Patch notesMAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! Just as time progresses, we also progress in our development. The past segment of time spanned 2 months. So what have we been doing in these 2 months? 1. We playtested and bugfixed appr…Patch notesImpact 607 changes
#553D08 Apr 2025Patch notesMARCH HAS BEEN TERMINATED That means that 24,65753424657534% of the year have already passed!!! And what did we do in the last 8,493150684931507% of this year??? 1. We (partially) finalized our UI! Up until now we only…Patch notesImpact 657 changes
#225103 Mar 2025StoreO ano só começa depois do Carnaval!!! (in English: The year only starts after Carnival!!!) Because February is the shortest month of the year this update will (probably) be the shortest update of the year too! Or will i…StoreImpact 656 changes
#8E3411 Feb 2025StoreHappy New Year, Miss Sophie! The year is already a month old (btw: are all years Capricorns because they were born at the 1st of January???) and I wanted to take the time I didn’t take directly after New Year’s to tell…StoreImpact 707 changes
#300006 Dec 2024StoreHello world! As the great state poet and federal weirdo Tyler Okonma once said: ’CAN WE GO BACK TO NOVEMBER???’ Oh, of course we can, darling! So here’s a little recap for you about what we did this (last) month (Novemb…StoreImpact 756 changes
#A78205 Nov 2024StoreGriasz eich Gott! I am here to update you about medium level change & progress we made regarding our wonderful garage band game Golembert. W-w-w-w-whAT’s going on: 1. We removed all translations! After we added the mach…StoreImpact 755 changes
#9FAD23 Aug 2024StoreHello Julias! This update comes a bit late but who isn’t late sOmEtImEs??? The following is the current talk of the ton: 1. We translated the game in all languages we have on Steam! We started the translation process la…StoreImpact 653 changes
#031208 Jul 2024Patch notesHello friend! A month has passed yet again – that is why I, me, is here to report the outputs of our enterprise to you. The outfits of The Enterprise: 1. We implemented the new potion and Herbit map! You may remember me…Patch notesImpact 603 changes
#9C4007 Jun 2024StoreSaluton miaj amikoj!... means “Hello my friends!” in Esperanto, the official language of the European Union. This weekend we EUpeans (as we call ourselves) get to vote our parliament. Exciting! But before one can make a…StoreImpact 654 changes
#815610 May 2024StoreGreetings, traveller! Another moon has passed and I feel obliged and delighted to inform you about any sudden movements we performed within that period of time. What we worked on in April: 1. We implemented all main dia…StoreImpact 754 changes
#559A29 Sept 2023Patch notesGreetings fellow gardener! This week we’re celebrating our third month on Steam!!! And with celebrating we mean, well… we ate Falafel at the Spree yesterday. Isn’t that some sort of celebration??? Anyways: “What did we…Patch notesImpact 603 changes
#785828 Aug 2023EventHi everyone! Hope you’re doing great over there! Oh, wait what... It has already been a month since our first community post? Really?! Well, that means it’s about time for a follow up! So what happened in our last four…EventImpact 654 changes