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Chair F*cking Simulator
Also known as Chair F*cking Simulator, cfcs, chair f cking simulator
Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.
Last update
17 May 2026
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- August 2024
- Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulat…Patch notes
- HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe shine in-between th…Patch notes
- February 2022
- HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not…Patch notes
- October 2021
- Halloween Theme is Back!🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline. For all of October the Hallowee…
- June 2021
- Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair. Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms. 🏳🌈💖 Other fascinating things in this update 🪑: New name text strings Bug fixes for googley eyes either not app…Patch notes
- March 2021
- V1.3.1 Minor Update- Minor bug fix - Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor - Lil bit of new name food
- October 2020
- C̴H̴A̴I̴R̴F̴*̴C̴K̴E̴R̴ ̴H̴A̴L̴L̴O̴W̴E̴E̴N̴ ̴U̴P̴D̴A̴T̴E̴ 🎃🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes. - Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 5ᴛʜ) - New cha…
- August 2020
- T̴h̴e̴ ̴C̴h̴a̴i̴r̴ ̴F̴*̴c̴k̴i̴n̴g̴ ̴S̴i̴m̴u̴l̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ ̴1̴.̴2̴ ̴C̴o̴n̴t̴e̴n̴t̴ ̴U̴p̴d̴a̴t̴e̴ ̴A̴p̴p̴e̴a̴r̴s̴ Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center…Patch notes
- July 2020
- What’s that, you say? You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure? A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction. * A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from th…Patch notes
- Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there. Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT. Don't forget to charge your phone, an…Patch notes
- Launch❤️day🧡is💛tomorrow.💚It💙crawls💜ever❤️closer,🧡like💛a💚sock💙full💜of❤️filth🧡hamsters.Patch notes
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Community progression
Top picks from 31 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Fucked A ChairHidden98.4%
- Window ShopperSpent 1 minute browsing chair profiles65.4%
- Furniture PervertHidden59.4%
- Quality AssuranceCommit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings52.4%
- CatfishedHidden50.8%
- A Troubling HobbyEncounter 10 Chairs41.9%