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Steam News4 February 20224y ago

It's A Chair F*cking Simulator Update

HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update.

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Full Chair F*cking Simulator update

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What changed

0 fixes4 additions1 change0 removals
  • Gameplay
  • UI and audio
addedHELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTSWHAT'S NEW
addedHELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTSOttoman added to the chair roster
addedHELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTSA new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect.
addedHELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTSEnd of encounter results now has some accompanying sound effects.
changedHELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTSBug fixes & some minor improvements

Chair F*cking Simulator changes

addedWHAT'S NEW
addedOttoman added to the chair roster
addedA new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect.
addedEnd of encounter results now has some accompanying sound effects.
changedBug fixes & some minor improvements

HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS

Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you go"..Alright!"

WHAT'S NEW

  • Ottoman added to the chair roster

  • A new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect.

  • End of encounter results now has some accompanying sound effects.

  • Bug fixes & some minor improvements

Stop cooking meth for a minute, and check this out: You're under arrest! Just kidding, play Chair F*cking Simulator and try not to dig holes in your neighbor's yard.

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Steam News / 4 February 2022

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