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- Chair F*cking Simulator
GIVE the GIFT of CHAIR F*CKER 🎄🪑
Your friends, enemies, and respected heroes all will appreciate the gift of CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR this HOLIDAY SEASON. Currently on sale 20% OFF for the Steam Winter Sale until Jan 2nd!
Event1 change - Chair F*cking Simulator
CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR 2024 UPDATE ! COUCH ADDED
Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulat…
Patch notes2 changesFixGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
WOW It's a CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR 2024 UPDATE!
HEY CRRAIG HIY KYLE NO CAP BRAYDEN you tired of f*cking a puny chair and watching ur billionaire friends have SICKASS sock darning lessons on their plump-ass trophy couches? BRO, double dip your shoe shine in-between th…
Patch notes2 changesFixGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
It's A Chair F*cking Simulator Update
HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not…
Patch notes4 changesGameplayUI/audio - Chair F*cking Simulator
Halloween Theme is Back!
🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ came back. Holy crap! It returned! We better celebrate by letting a bunch of pumpkins watch us slap the bassline. For all of October the Hallowee…
Announcement - Chair F*cking Simulator
New Chair Enters the Battle
Hello, we decided to update and add 1 chair. Please enjoy branded wrist bracelets and flavored condoms. 🏳🌈💖 Other fascinating things in this update 🪑: New name text strings Bug fixes for googley eyes either not app…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
V1.3.1 Minor Update
- Minor bug fix - Added an Settings option to Auto-Hide the cursor - Lil bit of new name food
Announcement1 changeGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
C̴H̴A̴I̴R̴F̴*̴C̴K̴E̴R̴ ̴H̴A̴L̴L̴O̴W̴E̴E̴N̴ ̴U̴P̴D̴A̴T̴E̴ 🎃🪑
🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃👻🪑🎃 In time for ℍ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ comes our newest u̷p̴d̵a̴t̸e̴, featuring new content and bugfixes. - Halloween theme added ! (Aᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ Nᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 5ᴛʜ) - New cha…
Announcement2 changesGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
ℂℍ𝔸𝕀ℝ 𝔽*ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕊𝕀𝕄𝕌𝕃𝔸𝕋𝕆ℝ 1.2 SWOLLEN CONTENT UPDATE
T̴h̴e̴ ̴C̴h̴a̴i̴r̴ ̴F̴*̴c̴k̴i̴n̴g̴ ̴S̴i̴m̴u̴l̴a̴t̴o̴r̴ ̴1̴.̴2̴ ̴C̴o̴n̴t̴e̴n̴t̴ ̴U̴p̴d̴a̴t̴e̴ ̴A̴p̴p̴e̴a̴r̴s̴ Has the gloss worn off of your trash can? Tired of buffing out the stains on your upholstery with your center…
Patch notes8 changesFixGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
Minor Content Update + Fixes
What’s that, you say? You found yourself taken aback by sedentary allure & pleasure? A minor but curvy update has appeared to improve your simulation satisfaction. * A new chair and 2 new variations have hatched from th…
Patch notes2 changesFixGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
CHAIRF*CKER IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR Y̶OUR̶ CURS̷E̷D STEAM LIBRARY
Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there. Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT. Don't forget to charge your phone, an…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairF*cking Simulator Launches ŦØMØɌɌØW
Launch❤️day🧡is💛tomorrow.💚It💙crawls💜ever❤️closer,🧡like💛a💚sock💙full💜of❤️filth🧡hamsters.
Patch notes - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairF*cker Releases on July 7th
Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least.…
Patch notes - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairF*cking Simulator's Sweet Release Delayed
Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions. The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year. We allotted 2 weeks to get thr…
Announcement - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairFucker Comes On July 1st
Behold, Friends! The time is upon us all to bring our gamiest of faces to the most exciting of release. For all of us who have performed at less than our best while fucking chairs, this is the training simulator that wi…
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