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- Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairF*cker Releases on July 7th
Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least.…
Patch notes - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairF*cking Simulator's Sweet Release Delayed
Ok well, hello beloved chair courting companions. The Steam review process has been taking much longer than expected, possibly because the earth is busy trying to blow itself up this year. We allotted 2 weeks to get thr…
Announcement - Chair F*cking Simulator
ChairFucker Comes On July 1st
Behold, Friends! The time is upon us all to bring our gamiest of faces to the most exciting of release. For all of us who have performed at less than our best while fucking chairs, this is the training simulator that wi…
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