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Full Waterpark Simulator update
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What changed
- Gameplay
- Store
- UI and audio
Waterpark Simulator changes
To provide players with more "choice and agency" in how they enjoy Waterpark Simulator, we are thrilled to introduce WS Gems, our new premium currency! Gems can be used to block bad visitors, instantly get all the money from the guests, or unlock exclusive golden items everywhere (including painted staff) and much much more.
WS Gems will be available for purchase in the following convenient packs:
Drip Feed Pack (1,000 WS Gems): $0.99
Bucket O' Gems (11,000 WS Gems - Includes 10% Bonus!): $9.99
The Tidal Wave Chest (120,000 WS Gems - Player Favorite!): $89.99
The "I Own the Park" Vault (1,000,000 WS Gems): $749.99
The microtransactions are so subtle that you will barely notice them
Plus, players who log in daily will receive a complimentary 1 WS Gem, so you can just grind for them.
Some of the perks you can buy include
Instant Slide Unlock (why play the game and have fun when you can buy it): 500 WS Gems
"No Pee" Zone (Guaranteed for 1 hour): 1000 WS Gems
Perm X2 money: 5,000 WS Gems
Unlock the "Tsunami" Button (Clears the whole park instantly): 10,000 WS Gems
Also, we will set the game by default to 8bit mode. This makes the game accessible to all of you out there who wanted to play the game on your Windows 95 PCs Steam post imageOf course, if you want better graphics, you can just unlock it with...that's right, WS gems Welcome to the future of gaming. Now, if you excuse me, I just need to go and have a shower, for some reason I feel dirty now Happy April Fool's Day, in case you didn't get it yet, this is, of course, a joke. Keep your eyes open tomorrow for a real sneak preview, this time about a certain plunger gun
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