Stop Trying to Leave the Moon

It’s me again — the one-person lifeform responsible for keeping this moon barely functional. I’ve just deployed a small update, because if I don’t, the voices get louder.

🌓 What’s New:

• A real loading screen! There’s now a spinning moon while levels load. Hypnotic, pointless, beautiful.

• Improved lunar visuals: Textures on the moon’s surface now look way better. Please stop licking your monitor.

• Invisible walls everywhere: Blocking volumes now prevent players from running off into the void. You’re not supposed to leave. None of us are.

• Better co-op invites: Inviting your friend should now work more consistently. If you have friends.

There are also a few unlisted bugfixes, optimizations, and sacrifices to the Unreal gods.

If you want the full story — or just to yell at me directly — join the official Discord. That’s where all the bugs, ideas, and mild emotional breakdowns live. 👉 Join the Discord!

Until next time, – Carlos (yes, it’s just me) 🌕