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Steam News11 June 202622d ago

Player Stats!

Hey Thieves! You have been BUSY plundering the Constable Guildhall and Elway Manor. However you've also been nabbed here and there along the way.

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Hey Thieves!

You have been BUSY plundering the Constable Guildhall and Elway Manor. However you've also been nabbed here and there along the way. Here are some player stats from your escapades:

  • Total Loot: over ONE BILLION worth (split roughly 800M Major and 400M Minor)

  • Almost 650K Guard Takedowns, showing no mercy for the poor fools between you and your prize

  • However the guards are getting their own back! Almost toe for toe with thieves, KO-ing 623K players!

  • Well over a MILLION locks have been picked, too!

The Guild tip their caps to you as we collectively line our pockets. Excellent work.

P.S. In case you missed it: we recently shared our plans for Update 3!

~ The Thick As Thieves Team

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