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V42: Water, the Forest, and Spiders
I probably wouldn't be doing this release for another week or two when I've made more stuff, but I'm in between big things, and nothing is waiting on anything else, so while we're on the front page of itch I thought I'd…
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V41: The quick brown hotfix
This mostly just contains fixes for things that have come up from V40, but also contains some new content. Notably you can now manually configure the on-screen keyboard in great detail. General: Fixed the music thread m…
Event31 changesFixGameplay - Sternly Worded Adventures
Back to School Games Celebration
Steam post image The Back to School Games Celebration is now live 🎒📖 Celebrate the school year with discounted educational games to enhance learning and productivity! The event features games themed around productivit…
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V40: Worlds Within + Publisher
So I wasn't expecting this update to take nearly 4 months, but here we are. Thank you for your patience. The changelog has gotten so long, organising it has actually become somewhat of an issue. I'm writing this after t…
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V39: Colourful Language
This update will probably not feel as large as the changelog note makes it look. The notable changes are: a new arcade mode that (that isn't in the demo), some basic visual effects for attacks, 4 new items (3 of which a…
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V38: The return to sender hotfix
Hate to need to do another hotfix so soon, but I can't knowingly leave unavoidable crashes in the wild. Combat: Fixed combat at special locations crashing when you get to the end. Fixed the arcade pregame screen lying a…
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V37: Warmfix
Achievements: Fixed a typo in the 'Capitol' achievement description. Fixed an error in the 'Mathematical' achievement description, stating it required more than 3 enemies, when it accepted 3. Fixed some slightly pedanti…
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V36: The "Oops! All Achievements" hotfix
What happened? Okay, so the story: while V35 was briefly available on Steam, there was a bug where the game would immediately give you all but one achievements then crash. The why is kinda interesting, or at least I thi…
Store18 changesFixPerformance - Sternly Worded Adventures
Wild Pregame - Major Demo Update
Here is a MASSIVE update to the demo! The main thing I was tackling ended up being a involved in a bit of tangled central logic and I kept procrastinating on it and doing other things. That being reworking what happens…
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