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V52: The Hammer is my Dr Horrible Reference
!!! is barely even cold already, unlike the weather, and already a new update; most notable new additions this time are the new skeleton, and the three new slimes. Starts Added a new intro quote. Fixed a potential 50/50…
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V51: !!!
This update mostly adds polish and fixes, but quite heavily affects ! tiles; improving their visual distinction and effects, changing how the function mid-turn, and adding new variants. V51.2 Fixed another intro-quote r…
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V49 + V50 at once
v49: Ice Creams Aside from the usual bugfixes and such, this update contains some more newgame+ content and quality of life features, and also adds the ice status and numerous items for inflicting it and an arcade chall…
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V48.5 changelog
Fixed yet another mobile shader crash. Fixed capital tickets not stacking. Fixed all bonus on-damage/on-kill effects not functioning for spells. Fixed a crash on old mobile devices that incorrectly report that they supp…
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V48.4 hotfix
Fixed a crash if you've not gone into combat that session, have tile drag-select enabled, and enter a screen with the tileboard. Fixed a crash if you try to toggle tile drag-select without having ever seen the tileboard…
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V48: Woods of Wonder
STANDALONE DEMO We've made the decision to give the Demo a standalone Steam page. This will help us better share the progress on the game, all you to track and share your achievements publicly, and most importantly... Y…
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2026 Publisher Sale
Today kicks off the big 2 Left Thumbs Publisher Sale! Explore the full event page to scope out loads of discounts, free games, bundles and more! Steam post image NEW RELEASE Yesterday saw the release of Underboard, a ne…
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V47: A timely hotfix
First a small string of fixes that went live immediately after v46, but weren't posted directly. V46.1 hotfix Fixed a rare crash to desktop on trying to start a new game if one or more rolled two board-size altering ite…
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v46: A Matter of Time
First off, thank you to Mooncube games for including us in the Back to School Game Celebration! Hello. It's been a while. You might be wondering where I've been, oh.. no? Well I've been cooking. This update has been in…
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2025 Publisher Sale
Today kicks off the big 2 Left Thumbs Publisher Sale! Explore the full event page to scope out loads of discounts, free games, bundles and more! Steam post image How about a FREE game?! Croak Crusader: Spawn of the Spor…
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V45: Apple Jacking
But first, v44 You may have noticed v44 was never reported? This went live independently on itch, but is getting merged with v45 for Steam. This was mostly a hotfix, with a few small additions. I figured we'd better sha…
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V43: Blinks & Bantz
This is mostly fixes, but it does include over 400 new words, which are mostly most of the new new additions to Collins Scrabble Words for 2025, including 'bantz', excluding about 190 new CSW words that failed my person…
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V42: Water, the Forest, and Spiders
I probably wouldn't be doing this release for another week or two when I've made more stuff, but I'm in between big things, and nothing is waiting on anything else, so while we're on the front page of itch I thought I'd…
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V41: The quick brown hotfix
This mostly just contains fixes for things that have come up from V40, but also contains some new content. Notably you can now manually configure the on-screen keyboard in great detail. General: Fixed the music thread m…
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Back to School Games Celebration
Steam post image The Back to School Games Celebration is now live 🎒📖 Celebrate the school year with discounted educational games to enhance learning and productivity! The event features games themed around productivit…
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V40: Worlds Within + Publisher
So I wasn't expecting this update to take nearly 4 months, but here we are. Thank you for your patience. The changelog has gotten so long, organising it has actually become somewhat of an issue. I'm writing this after t…
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