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Steam News9 September 20259mo ago

60,000 Paddlers …

PADDLERS! Somehow, 60,000 of you decided to grab a paddle and suffer gloriously together. And we’re not slowing down anytime soon.

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added🎁 Here’s a little thank-you:We’ve added a brand-new free cosmetic in-game for everyone. Go flex it proudly (and then immediately fall off a ramp).

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addedWe’ve added a brand-new free cosmetic in-game for everyone. Go flex it proudly (and then immediately fall off a ramp).

PADDLERS!

Somehow, 60,000 of you decided to grab a paddle and suffer gloriously together. And we’re not slowing down anytime soon.

🎁 Here’s a little thank-you:

We’ve added a brand-new free cosmetic in-game for everyone. Go flex it proudly (and then immediately fall off a ramp).

And hey, we’re almost at 400 reviews on Steam. Let’s tackle that milestone together, one paddle stroke at a time. If you’re enjoying the chaos, drop us a review, it helps a ton!

Keep paddlin’, legends.

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Steam News / 9 September 2025

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