Hold Your Paddles, 2026 Is Gonna Be Wild

PADDLERS!

I don’t even know how to start this without screaming directly into the water. Your support has been absolutely unbelievable, and the only logical response is: We’re going crazy in 2026.

None of this would be possible without you. Truly. Every review, every shout-out, every friendship you’ve emotionally damaged through co-op mode... it all means the world to me. 💙

So… what’s next for Paddle Paddle Paddle?

Here’s what I hope to bring your way next year (not set in stone yet, but absolutely on my chaotic wishlist):

Console Ports

Yes. Paddle on your couch. Paddle on your TV. Rage in 4K.

Mobile Version

Because why should your thumbs be safe?

New Race Mode Maps

More tracks, more screaming, more “WHO PUSHED ME OFF?!”

Level Editor

You asked for it. You’ll regret it. I can’t wait.

A Brand-New Map

Okay, okay! For THIS one, I can already tease something.

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Yep. You guessed it. It’s an “Only Up!” inspired map. Hold your paddles tight, because this one is going to be absolute madness. Vertical suffering, here we come.

And if you want to hear me talk about the future of Paddle in more detail (and ramble about how unreal all of this feels), here’s the link to the YouTube video.

I hope you’re excited. I hope you’re happy. And I hope you have time to patch up your friendships before we plunge into even more chaos next year.

Thank you for everything — truly. 2026 is going to be wild, and I can’t wait to paddle into it with all of you. 💙

Happy paddling!