Steam Awards Are Live… and Paddle Needs Your Chaotic Support!

Paddlers!

Paddlers… gather ‘round the campfire of questionable decision-making. We’ve got Steam Awards business to discuss.

First off:

We recently crossed 700 reviews (!!!) and we’re now paddling at full speed toward 1,000. You’re amazing. Unhinged, persistent, friendship-endangering... but amazing. Keep it up!

And hey, if you’re still working on your Steam Awards Badge tasks, it would mean everything to me if you left a review or updated your existing one. Every single one helps, and yes, I absolutely notice. I read them. I cherish them. I cry over them. All normal.

Now… about nominations:

For Paddle Paddle Paddle, I’d like to recommend the category: “Better With Friends”

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It is technically a co-op game, but it’s also a friendship stress test, a rage amplifier, a trust-fall that drops you into lava, and occasionally, a friendship over moment.

So is it “ Better With Friends ”? Well… it’s definitely funnier with friends. And probably louder.

If you want to nominate Paddle, I’d be unbelievably grateful. But honestly, whatever category you think fits this disasterpiece is fine by me.

Thank you for 700 reviews, thank you for the chaos, and thank you for paddling with me on this wildly unhinged journey toward 1,000 reviews and beyond.

You’re the best. Keep splashing. 💙... and awarding!