Steam News24 February 20206y ago

Lightmatter: The Cat Adventure

To Whom it May Concern, My Human Resources team has suggested that photos and videos of cats may increase employee productivity. I suppose I can share some security footage we’ve captured of James’ cat, Lux.

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changedMy Human Resources team has suggested that photos and videos of cats may increase employee productivity. I suppose I can share some security footage we’ve captured of James’ cat, Lux.

addedAn intern even added some text to some of our footage that the masses might consider amusing. Personally, I find it trivial, but I’ve been informed that sharing this image should boost employee efficiency by 32%.

changedOne small warning to our tour guests: during your tour, you might stumble into our cat, Lux. If you experience skin rashes, headaches, or hair-loss keep in mind that you might be allergic to cats.

To Whom it May Concern,

My Human Resources team has suggested that photos and videos of cats may increase employee productivity. I suppose I can share some security footage we’ve captured of James’ cat, Lux.

An intern even added some text to some of our footage that the masses might consider amusing. Personally, I find it trivial, but I’ve been informed that sharing this image should boost employee efficiency by 32%.

One small warning to our tour guests: during your tour, you might stumble into our cat, Lux. If you experience skin rashes, headaches, or hair-loss keep in mind that you might be allergic to cats.

-Virgil, CEO of Lightmatter Technologies

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Steam News / 24 February 2020

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