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Sometimes you want to get a thoughtful gift like flowers but you also don't want it to be too expensive. life's a beach is that perfect gift for valentines day.
contains jokes like you know what i've always wondered about porcupine sex theyve got all those quills and poison it just seems dangerous to me and yet ive never heard of any porcupine dying from sex in the span of human history it's just something we never really think about.
other great jokes are also included.
the game has challenge sections themed around a particular joke. the game has one hour of playtime. with playtime to increase by 2 hours during the fall with the completionist update.
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