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Full HYPER PRIMATE update
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What changed
- Gameplay
- Balance
✨ Quality of Life & Visual Tweaks
Objects now highlight in Slow Motion – Because time-bending chaos deserves clarity.
Tutorials no longer pause gameplay – Less interruption, more flow. Learn by doing.
Level names now display on the finish screen – Know exactly where you triumphed… or choked.
🛠 Major Gameplay Changes
🚫 Jetpacks Removed – Temporarily shelved. All replaced with GRAPPLE (our current fave).
🧲 Grapple Buffed – Now has auto-aim assist when targeting swing bars. No more awkward flailing.
🚄 Grind Rail Logic Overhauled – Slam into rails at full speed without losing momentum.
No More Passive Speed Boosts on rail contact – Keeps speed consistent and skill-based.
⚖️ Movement & Momentum
Boost Slide Speed Reduced – From ~34 m/s to 29 m/s. Still fast. Just not insanely fast.
Jump Height Increased – More airtime. More style.
Player Gravity Increased – Fall harder. Time your jumps.
Slope Sliding Toned Down – 40% less slope boost. Feels more natural.
Cliffside Climb Tweaked – Slight spacing tweaks for smoother intro-level experience.
Swinging Chimp + M’boga Swamp – Pacing dialed back a bit. More rhythm, less chaos.
Wild Wat Adjusted – Smoother flow, cleaner jumps.
💥 Combat & Weaponry
Tesla Coil
Reload delay added – No more instant-cancel spam.
Boost nerfed by ~33%.
Splat 12
Knockback reduced by ~33%.
Vault / Pocket Landmine / Multiplier-Based Boosts
Now use a flat boost value. Predictable, balanced.
Weapon Splash Launch Increased – +20% across the board. Big air. Big fun.
Sewerizer Alt-Fire Buffed – Vertical pop +30%. Reach new heights.
🧠 AI & Enemy Fixes
Nuke Totem Health Standardised – All now set to 80 HP (some were oddly at 40). Consistency is key.
🧭 Misc Fixes
Vaulting Logic Polished – Prevented climbing on unintended objects (like lights).
Breath Timer Extended – 1.25x longer before drowning. Breathe easy, primate.
Source
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