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- Hire Me!
Keyboard support, a smarter job interview and a lot of polish
Play the whole game with your keyboard Enter — advance the conversation and confirm a dialogue option Space — finish writing the current line instantly Up / Down — pick a dialogue option (the selected one is marked with…
Patch notes9 changesFixGameplay - Hire Me!
THE SMACHEAD UPDATE
Every update needs a name. This one is named after SMACHead — a real applicant who walked into the agency, left a review, and pointed out (correctly, annoyingly) that Stan's end-of-interview summaries went on for way, w…
Security7 changesFixUI/audio - Hire Me!
Tiny fix
It's the tiniest fix ever. It might be a record.
Announcement - Hire Me!
Hotfix
I received an email today from someone who encountered an error when entering the job they want to apply for. I really hope I fixed it with this hotfix. ( If not, I will keep trying! )
Announcement1 changeFix - Hire Me!
Stan's Shenanigans
Fixed a glitch where Stan would start crying when gay swans are mentioned. Fixed a bug where Stan wouldn't shut up about the tv show Baby Reindeer. Fixed an issue where the player could convince Stan to quit his job. Fi…
Announcement6 changesFixGameplay - Hire Me!
Update: Stan went on a crash course!
In the latest update, we've implemented some exciting enhancements to Stan, your favorite interviewer! Stan has undergone a significant intelligence boost, making interactions with him even more fun. He is also able to…
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