Steam
Hire Me!
Also known as Hire Me!, hire me, hire-me
Dream Big, Apply Recklessly! Welcome to the whimsical, wacky and slightly weird world of AllJobs Agency, where 'All' is not just a catchy prefix. Choose any job you want — or even make one up — and brace yourself for the most relentless job interview of your life.
Last update
20 May 2026
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4 updates
April 2024
- HotfixI received an email today from someone who encountered an error when entering the job they want to apply for. I really hope I fixed it with this hotfix. ( If not, I will keep trying! )
- Stan's ShenanigansFixed a glitch where Stan would start crying when gay swans are mentioned. Fixed a bug where Stan wouldn't shut up about the tv show Baby Reindeer. Fixed an issue where the player could convince Stan to quit his job. Fi…
- Update: Stan went on a crash course!In the latest update, we've implemented some exciting enhancements to Stan, your favorite interviewer! Stan has undergone a significant intelligence boost, making interactions with him even more fun. He is also able to…
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Community progression
Top picks from 24 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Don't Call UsYou weren't the best candidate.40.2%
- Hired You!Congrats — You got the job!31.4%
- Both of ThemHidden20.1%
- The InspectorOrganizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.18.0%
- The ChampionThe eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.14.9%
- The HealerBelieves in unicorns and kindness as a super power.14.9%