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Steam News22 January 20265mo ago

Official Release

That's it! Release day! Version 1.00 is now publicly available. Prepare yourself to go on a silly adventure, playing a silly man, saving a silly princess from silly people.

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That's it! Release day!

Version 1.00 is now publicly available.

Prepare yourself to go on a silly adventure, playing a silly man, saving a silly princess from silly people.

  • Fight castle guards on castle walls like an 80s medieval action movie.

  • Explore castles to find secret loot.

  • Choose between head on action to a more stealthy approach where you can disgues yourself as a guard and sneak past your enemies.

  • Choose between four different melee combat options ranging from good old Hack & Slash and more timing based, slightly more realistic and challenging combat modes.

  • Use the world around you. Throw crates, drop chandeliers and hit your enemies on the head with your favorite spatula.

  • Done with the main story? Play a custom chapter where YOU get to choose which princess to save, from which castle and with help of which sidekick.

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Steam News / 22 January 2026

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