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260 New Vehicles Added
I've added two HUNDRED and sixty new unique vehicles to the game, each with five color variations. And that's not all! There's dozens of new car horn sounds, more variety in the screams of the falling, an updated game e…
Announcement2 changesGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for October 5, 2024
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Add achievements! Now you can show off to all your friends that you've perfectly parked on the pirate level, launched a car into the clouds, and... uh... watched the tutorial video the whole way t…
Event2 changesGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for August 2, 2024
Fixes an intermittent network bug that caused tables to dance and ghost cars to take over the parking lots
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Update Notes for July 30, 2024
Today's update is a bit of potpourri - just little pleasantries to help brighten your day! Breathe in the fresh scent of more visible level features (mines, spinners, etc.). Close your eyes and enjoy the feel of rebalan…
Patch notes3 changesGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Invasion of the Robots!
Everything nowadays is AI this, and AI that. Well, now the cars have brains, too! Not good brains, mind you. But still - self-parking cars are finally a reality. All of this to say: once you've honked to join, you can n…
Announcement1 changePerformance - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for July 18, 2024
I'm back from vacation and have some treats for you! Those of you playing over the internet may have encountered a few glitches here or there, ghost vehicles, twitchy cars, etc. I'm pleased to say that the underlying ne…
Patch notes5 changesFixGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for June 28th, 2024
Small, invisible update for today. I've fixed another potential culprit for the rare network desync bug. Do let me know if you're seeing problems with networking at all. Cheers! Update Unity Potential fix for network de…
Announcement2 changesFixServer - Emergency Parking Only
Customization Has Arrived!
You asked for it (literally!), you got it! The first suggestion to come through the feedback form asked for "car customization", leaving what that means in practice to the imagination. Following in the footsteps of many…
Patch notes2 changesFixServer - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for May 17, 2024
Always looking at your speedometer, wondering why it does what it does? Are you doing complex trigonometry to determine how high that mine just blasted your car? Today's update is just for you! The speedometer space now…
Announcement - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for May 16, 2024
What's a good score for this game, anyway? I mean, obviously GotY 100% 10/10, but more specifically: what score should one hope to achieve on any given level? Well, wonder no more. Or, at least, less than before. Each l…
Announcement - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for May 15, 2024
I'm sure as you've been playing, you've thought to yourself - how did I actually do on that level? Well - wonder no more. The score screen now tells you how well you've parked, broken down by how many of wheels were in…
Announcement1 changeGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for May 14, 2024
"Ok, so spinning lights are kinda cool, but aren't there more flashy lights on some of these vehicles?" "Yep! And now they actually flash!" Enjoy! Remaining lightbar lights are now hooked up Unity engine upgrade
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Update Notes for May 6th, 2024
Hang on... there's the sound of tires squealing as the cars skid around... but where are the skid marks?! Well, it turns out they were behind the cupboard the whole time. Enjoy your new, messier parking lots! Added skid…
Announcement4 changesUI/audioGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for April 30, 2024
Gamepads... you know 'em, you love 'em... and now you can select menu items with 'em! Also, keyboard navigation! Gotta love those arrow keys! Basically, cars are all about how to get from point A to point B, and now the…
Store1 change - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for April 23, 2024
What do these things have in common: police cars, garbage trucks, and cement mixers? If you said "spinning lights on the models that aren't actually spinning lights in the game", you're both correct and a very strange p…
Announcement4 changesGameplay - Emergency Parking Only
Update Notes for April 20, 2024
Did you ever wonder, like, what would happen if I were travelling at the speed of light in my car, and then like, turned on the headlights. Whoa. Find out today by visiting the brand new level: Substation Alpha! Beware…
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