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Do Not Buy This Game

Also known as Do Not Buy This Game, dnbt, do not buy this

Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.

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9 Jun 2026

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Patch notesPublished 26 May 2026

Regarding The Stolen Money

Steam post image So about one month ago... I received a comment recently that stopped me dead in my tracks. Julikaiba, you really have caught me by surprise. In six years of development, across hundreds of comments, nob…

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20 updates

February 2026
Hello and welcome to edition 14 of 'Maybe A Devlog!', where I'm here to talk to you about parts of the development of the game that you currently cannot buy. In today's edition, I'm going to talk a bit about myself, how…1 changeGameplayPatch notes03 Feb 2026
January 2026
Happy 2026!!!! No no no. Too generic. Everyone is saying happy 2026 these days. Let's start again. The Year Of The FIRE HORSE!🔥🐎 YES! This is so much better!! Chinese years has such a better ring to them, don't you th…3 changesGameplayPatch notes01 Jan 2026
October 2025
This one is for StriderDear Strider, I must be quick. I fear others might be able to join in on our private Steam Announcement, but I cannot leave you hanging. First things first - the game is still very much in active development. I know you…Announcement21 Oct 2025
October 2024
Hey! Long time huh? I know, I know... I didn't update this place in a while and you must be worried sick: "How is that 'Do Not Buy This Game' guy doing these days? Is he taking care of himself? Does he eat properly?" So…2 changesGameplayBalancePatch notes16 Oct 2024
August 2022
Bitsummit + Japanese Translation!So let's get right to it - If you're going to Bitsummit in Kyoto tomorrow, go ahead and check out the booth for Do Not Buy This Game 😊 So to make sure the demo was ready for Bitsummit, I partnered up with PrismaLoc aga…Announcement05 Aug 2022
May 2022
The demo is now available in Italian and Brazilian-Portuguese!Yup, the demo is now even more accessible for people all over the world! 🌎 So let's praise the wonderful volunteers from PrismaLoc that worked very hard on localizing the demo and steam page: Jessica Amoruso, and Feder…Announcement08 May 2022
January 2022
French, Spanish and Turkish Support!Thanks to an amazing group of volunteer translators the game is getting translated to 3 more languages! French, Spanish (Spain), and Turkish! I want to take a moment to thank all the amazing translators that worked on t…Announcement27 Jan 2022
Participating In The Big Adventure Event!Hello again! I'm glad to say that I'd be joining the Big Adventure Event that's happening on Steam on Jan 20-24! As always I plan to stream the gameplay from the game's demo, but this time around I'm also participating…Event4 changes19 Jan 2022
December 2021
Languages Support Update (+Bug Fixes)This new update fixes some of the well-known issues with the demo (such as the "jump" glitch and the notorious "I'm-only-seeing-a-black-screen-when-I-open-the-game-help-me-what's-going-on-I'm-scared" bug). Also, you can…Announcement2 changesGameplay16 Dec 2021
Some madman played the demo for 1000 hours...?!I couldn't believe they would actually do it, but a few months ago a very nice user called "¿" came to the Steam forums and made a post asking me to release the game if they will play the demo for 100 hours. I had to re…Event3 changesGameplayServer07 Dec 2021
October 2021
Do Not Buy This Game - Steam Next Fest!Watch me play the demo and talk about development (:Announcement06 Oct 2021

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