EVIL CORPORATION™ UPDATE VOL. 1

Evil Corporation™ has arrived to peddle junk food, monster energy drinks and other Weapons of Mass Destruction to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters. Fashionably late for halloween (6 months), Evil Corp executives couldn't give less of a heck as they only care about profit margins and lining their own pockets, even if it means poisoning literal children. If you ask me, they went way too far with this one..

New stuff:

• RAGE SNAX - The totally not evil food and beverage company bringing you MEGA DAMAGE, available through vending machines or chance drops from mystery boxes

• Credits sequence to credit all of the Original Gangsters who support the show

Patch notes:

• Removed falling stars

• Removed firestarters

• Fixed player hitbox, bouncing is now more consistent

• Retuned audio

• Temporarily testing a faster gif loader by reducing color quality

• More blood decals and gore

• Darkness does not spawn close to you anymore, nor will it ever spawn inside a door

• Boxes do not spawn inside stuff anymore

• Picking up weapons is now easier

• Style points no longer available in the intro sequence

• App does not reveal an error popup on app close anymore

Stay tuned for more updates from the most hated inter-dimensional conglomerate Evil Corporation™