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Experimental Balance Changes for upcoming Milestone #5 (Updated 06/01)
& = Changed in update on 06/01 ^ = Changed in update on 05/28 * = Changed in update on 05/26 A new experimental balance patch is here! On PC ONLY, players on the experimental branch now have access to some new mechanics…
Event48 changes2 numericFix - Beastieball
May Open Bash - Final Results and Stats!
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It's also the final Bash on the current balance patch. Let's take a look at the current shape of the Beastieball meta, starting with this weekend's to…
Event4 changesBalanceGameplay - Beastieball
Next Bigmoon Bash: Open Format!
Another BIGMOON BASH is beginning soon in Beastieball! During Bigmoon Bashes, coaches can challenge each other in open matchmaking for a limited time. When: Friday, May 22, 2026 04:00 PST to Sunday, May 24, 2026 04:00 P…
Event3 changesPerformanceGameplay - Beastieball
Springtime Hotfix!
This is a hotfix/amendment to our previous game update! Usually we regularly upload small fixes without releasing new patch notes for each one but this one introduced a couple changes we thought were worth noting. 🚧Fix…
Store6 changesFixGameplay - Beastieball
Spreckomorph Bash - Final Results and Stats!
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH! This Bash was a rematch between the Spreckomorphs, various forms of the Beastie which every players begins their adventure with. Last year, Bongus was the winner, and they went on to…
Event2 changesBalance - Beastieball
Springtime Bonus Update!
✨Major changes and improvements Keyboard Shortcuts When playing on PC, you can use use keyboard number keys to quickly select plays. This was a highly-requested feature! Note that we did look into implementing keyboard…
Patch notes34 changesFixUI/audio - Beastieball
Bigmoon Bash: Spreckomorph Showdown!
Another BIGMOON BASH is beginning soon in Beastieball! During Bigmoon Bashes, coaches can challenge each other in open matchmaking for a limited time. During the event you'll have a Bash Rank, which will improve based o…
Event4 changesPerformanceGameplay - Beastieball
April Open Bash - Final Results and Stats!
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! This was the first open Bash since our huge March balance update! Who came out on top in this newly-forming meta? 👑 Top-Scoring Players Sadie Bear (T…
Event5 changesBalancePerformance - Beastieball
Something is different today
Hang on a second. Guys. YOU GUYS!!!! I was checking the game and I realized we totally screwed it up. For some reason we had creatures playing sports, with humans coaching them. That makes no gosh darn sense. Aren't spo…
Announcement1 changeUI/audio - Beastieball
Next Bigmoon Bash: Open Format!
Another BIGMOON BASH is beginning soon in Beastieball! During Bigmoon Bashes, coaches can challenge each other in open matchmaking for a limited time. When: Friday, April 10, 2026 04:00 PST to Sunday, April 12, 2026 04:…
Event3 changesPerformanceGameplay - Beastieball
King of the Ocean Bash - Final Results and Stats!
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH! This Bash was a contest between 3 ocean Beasties. It's time to unveil the results and the new Ocean King! 🏆 Final Results! Tortanchor is your Ocean King! Congratulations! Surprising…
Event4 changesGameplayBalance - Beastieball
MILESTONE UPDATE: CHROMA SEA! Animations, Music, Hangouts and more!
This is Milestone 4 out of 9! Check out our Road to 1.0 post for info on planned updates and schedule! 🖼️ Beastie Art Updates Waglash: Animation COMPLETE! Riplash: Animation COMPLETE! Leobro: Animation COMPLETE! Brosli…
Event120 changesFixGameplay - Beastieball
Bigmoon Bash: King of the Ocean!
Ahh... the gentle crashing of waves... the call of distant gulls... and the rising moon. It's the perfect picture of serenity. Wait a moment. That's no moon. It's THE BIGMOON! They say the moon controls the ocean's tide…
Patch notes3 changesPerformanceGameplay - Beastieball
Experimental Balance Changes for upcoming Milestone #4 (Updated 03/13)
# = Changed in patch on 03/13 @ = Changed in patch on 03/11 & = Changed in patch on 03/09 ^ = Changed in patch on 03/05 * = Changed in patch on 03/02 A new experimental balance patch is here! On PC ONLY, players on the…
Patch notes62 changesFixGameplay - Beastieball
February Open Bash - Final Results and Stats!
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! This is the final Open Bash before our next milestone update which will be sure to shake up the meta with another round of balance patches. How do thi…
Event5 changesBalanceGameplay - Beastieball
Join the Winter Open Bash!
Another BIGMOON BASH is beginning soon in Beastieball! During Bigmoon Bashes, coaches can challenge each other in open matchmaking for a limited time. When: Friday, February 27, 2026 04:00 PST to Sunday, March 1, 2026 0…
Event3 changesPerformanceGameplay
