Monthly GigaPatch #1

What's up, guys!

So it's been a month since our disastrous launch, and things have been going swimmingly... ːws_damanː whatever the fuck that means... But yeah, thanks to your support, we managed to get most of the initial bugs fixed, some suggestions implemented, crap polished, and shit added. Most of the stuff was partially released on both beta and main branches, but since we didn't put any official patch notes out, we'll include most of it here.

Here's what's new:

• Highpad with really bad signal reception is included in the default inventory loadout.

• New Highpad apps covering tasks, rentals/customization, online shopping, maps, and a stat wiki.

• Added water and power utilities to power the new lighting/water/ventilation equipment.

• New village grow location: Nut Milk Factory.

• New town shop location: Abandoned Convenience Store.

• Customization options for the first Weed Shop location via the ZiLow app.

• Selectable village and town drop points for Amaz'int deliveries.

• Higher-end skateboards and scooters.

• Level 1 shop furniture and decorations.

• Fishing rods, dildos, and Smart TV's.

• Maikok unlocked and sparsely populated upon reaching level 10.

• 10% more jiggle on the left titties.

• Optimized weather, lights, and torches (lower your graphics settings if on potato).

• Optimized the NPCs... somewhat.

• Fixed tutorial-related issues and glitches.

• Rebalanced the grow and sales economy.

• Fixed 420+ minor and major bugs/crashes... ok, maybe it was more like 42 ːws_damanː

Anyway, there's probably more changes in the game since the last patch notes, but doing patch notes sucks elephant dick, so we'll leave it hereːws_smileyfaceː

Thanks for all of your support, bug reports, and suggestions, and stay tuned for more new content coming soon... ish ːws_damanː

IYKYK ːws_peaceː