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Steam News2 March 20264mo ago

Get your therapy in more places!

Greetings, dear mortals, We've been quietly working on our game, but we've got some fun updates for you! Sofa So Good One of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itself.

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addedSofa So GoodOne of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itself. Are we to receive therapy in our coffins? Shall we sit in chairs meant for mortal posteriors? No! The butts of the undead deserve better, which is why you can now play Vampire Therapist right from your couch!
addedSofa So GoodVampire Therapist is now available on the Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, and all those weird Xboxes with funny names.
addedSofa So GoodYou can find the links on our new website at littlebat.games , which has information on some other games we're working on, like Kurzgesagt and Toukana's Star Birds!
addedTavern Talkin'One of our more exciting pieces of news is that we've partnered with our dear friends at Gentle Troll Entertainment on their new title, Tavern Talk Stories: Dreamwalker. Their lovely team was a great help to us when we launched Vampire Therapist, and now our bonds grow even stronger.

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addedOne of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itself. Are we to receive therapy in our coffins? Shall we sit in chairs meant for mortal posteriors? No! The butts of the undead deserve better, which is why you can now play Vampire Therapist right from your couch!
addedVampire Therapist is now available on the Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, and all those weird Xboxes with funny names.
addedYou can find the links on our new website at littlebat.games , which has information on some other games we're working on, like Kurzgesagt and Toukana's Star Birds!
addedOne of our more exciting pieces of news is that we've partnered with our dear friends at Gentle Troll Entertainment on their new title, Tavern Talk Stories: Dreamwalker. Their lovely team was a great help to us when we launched Vampire Therapist, and now our bonds grow even stronger.

We've been quietly working on our game, but we've got some fun updates for you!

Sofa So Good

One of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itself. Are we to receive therapy in our coffins? Shall we sit in chairs meant for mortal posteriors? No! The butts of the undead deserve better, which is why you can now play Vampire Therapist right from your couch!

Vampire Therapist is now available on the Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, and all those weird Xboxes with funny names.

You can find the links on our new website at littlebat.games, which has information on some other games we're working on, like Kurzgesagt and Toukana's Star Birds!

Tavern Talkin'

One of our more exciting pieces of news is that we've partnered with our dear friends at Gentle Troll Entertainment on their new title, Tavern Talk Stories: Dreamwalker. Their lovely team was a great help to us when we launched Vampire Therapist, and now our bonds grow even stronger.

If you pick up Tavern Talk Stories: Dreamwalker when it launches and you own Vampire Therapist on Steam, you'll find you'll get a little something extra to decorate your tavern with... the sign for our own beloved tavern, Immernacht!

There are two more days to be a part of the Tavern Talk Stories: Dreamwalker Kickstarter campaign, so head on over there right now, buckaroos!

Who's Better Than Us?

We're quietly working on our next game examining the dark tendencies of the hyper rich. It's full of history, comedy, and even a pet cyber rat!

If you've ever wanted to meet someone with more money than even the richest vampire and lie right in their horrible faces, have we got the game for you. Remember the lies you've told and steal from the rich, or don't and let them continue to walk all over us for all eternity.

Wishlist Better Than Us now!

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Steam News / 2 March 2026

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