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Vampire Therapist

Also known as Vampire Therapist, steam:2481020, vampire therapist

Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.

Last update
17 May 2026
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4
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1
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Get your therapy in more places!

Greetings, dear mortals, We've been quietly working on our game, but we've got some fun updates for you! Sofa So Good One of the most important tools in a vampire therapist's toolbox is the couch itself. Are we to recei…

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Top picks from 34 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • First BloodFound your first cognitive distortion.95.0%
  • Dark PupilLearned about cognitive distortions.85.4%
  • Confident CowboyGot five distortions correct in a row.79.7%
  • Bloodsuckin' BuckarooDrank fresh blood for the first time.73.3%
  • Holstered upLearned 5 cognitive distortions.71.6%
  • First Blood Part IICompleted your first client session.66.1%