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The Procession to Calvary changes
The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you bring the cake? Dude, you were supposed to bring the cake!
I did EVERYTHING! Do you have ANY IDEA how long this GIF took to render!? I can't believe you forgot the cake! The ONE THING I asked you to do!
I've had enough of this! Forget the dang party! SPIT OUT THAT VOL-AU-VENT!
There will be no DLC for you. And you can forget about the nauseatingly upbeat, 24 hour livestream of me playing the 'The Golden Age Adventure Games That Inspired Me'.
You're getting nothing.
P.S.
The 40% discount has already started, so I can't cancel that, but I would ask that you don't make use of it.
You haven't earned it.
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