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The Procession to Calvary

Also known as The Procession to Calvary, procession to calvary, ptc

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

Last update
1 Jun 2026
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Immortal John Triptych Reveal

Hey sinners and saints, I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary, and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! T…

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Top picks from 21 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Spank the BishopBut I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:3960.3%
  • First BloodWhoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:659.8%
  • Abuse DemocracyI appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:1058.5%
  • Duped!My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:551.7%
  • Who's a good boy!?The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:250.7%
  • Magician's Assistant #1Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:2148.2%