Taco Corp Internal Memo 2 - First Big Demo Update Plus Guest Speaker

Dear Loyal Tacoists,

The day of launch has come and gone with many of you showing anywhere from tepid disgust to all-out ravenous excitement over the Taco Terror Demo. Well, you're all wrong to be excited because now, everything is better than ever. Now, you can scream until your lungs burst with unrestrained adulation of our works. Better yet, do it off the clock.

This latest patch accomplishes the following:

• Added Weapon Toggle to quickly cycle through weapons. - Fixed Issue with Weapon Cycle where Tossable wouldn’t come up, soft-locking player. - Fixed subtitles running off screen during first cutscene. - Added full Xbox controller support. - Formatted all cutscenes to be able to run on Steam Deck without issue. - Revamped all UI Buttons and smoothed navigation. - Smoothed transitions between menus - Several other additions laying the groundwork for the next large update.

Yes, you read this mandatory internal memo correctly - Taco Terror now has full controller support and runs like a marathoner on the Steam Deck!

To explain what this means, here's Sal Sah - our only Quality Assurance associate who is working his fifth consecutive day in a row!

Uh, hi, uh, Steam Deck is a thing that they made me--

(Sal is poked with a stick for his own good).

THAT WE all wanted the entire time! On the deck, we have come as close as we could this update to hitting Valve's own guidelines for SD compatibility. The controls work like a charm, and the native resolution gels perfectly with our art and brain-sucking advertisements. If you completely uncap your deck, Medium and Low settings in-game will get you near and/or over 100 FPS while High still keeps everything around 45, which will be improving in the future. We'd recommend Medium graphic settings to grab that balance of battery life and longevity. Steam post image The next update will, in part, address the mouse cursor remaining on screen in certain sessions oft he game, but luckily it defaults to the upper left corner in our testing so it's a sacrifice that SOME here are willing to--

(Sal is tased for his own good).

Wow, Sal looks BEAT after that update. Let me just...take his notes here - gott'em! He wanted to make it clear that Taco Terror was tested on an OLED Steam Deck (512 GB version), and that if you encounter any issues, you can post about them in the Community, or join our Discord via the link f the game's main menu. You will NOT be paid either!

The next update to move this app even closer to your wallets will come on May 28th and anyone with an appetite as big as mine should be ready to take down $50 worth of dollar-menu fun!

Thank you all for taking this unpaid time to read this internal memo, and if you read this on he clock, please tell a supervisor so they may send you to the grinder immediately!

• Brumhilda, Head of Taco Corp HR

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