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Full Taco Terror update
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Taco Terror changes
Dear Loyal Tacoists,
We, your new Taco Corp HR department, have finally cleaned out the last regime's awful collection of weird little statues made of bacon, and have successfully guessed their passwords. That means we'll be addressing the dropping morale being reported by glorious leader, Mr T.. He sees all from his sky yacht.
And how will we be improving your Taco Corp lives? With something better than even a pizza party - inconsistent miniscule upgrades!
For those that haven't left their offices in over a week, we've had a delicious TACO TERROR DEMO released into the conference room. You can download it back to your approved work stations - make sure to use your Taco Corp keyboard and mouse.
For those that have already had a chance to digest this morsel, there are more cold cuts on the way!
The first update will be available to all eligible employees on May 13th. This one will have some technical updates, updated sprites, and lay the groundwork for future updates.
The second update will be available around the end of May - just in time for a certain big showcase event!
Both updates and the showcase will have an announcement from whomever is still alive here in HR as they come around.
Thank you for believing in Taco Corp so much that you signed away your right to be paid for work and putting the 'fight' in the Food that Fights back!
Brumhilda, Head of Taco Corp HR
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