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Development Update - Pastafarian Crew Member

Meet Rabbi Yolly Rabbi Yolly is the spiritual leader of the Pastafarian community in the Colandia solar system.

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changedSauce Glide:Rabbi Yolly summons a cloud of sauce around the ship. The ship glides through the sauce cloud, ignoring the ship's rotation, but reducing its movement speed by 25%.
changedSpaghetti String Theory:Rabbi Yolly summons a web of noodles that wraps around an enemy's ship and prevents it from moving and attacking for 5 seconds.
changedMeat the Cannons:When Rabbi Yolly mans the Deck or the Weaponry, his prayer to His Noodliness has a 20% chance of turning enemy projectiles into harmless meatballs.

Solar Sails: Space Pirates changes

changedRabbi Yolly summons a cloud of sauce around the ship. The ship glides through the sauce cloud, ignoring the ship's rotation, but reducing its movement speed by 25%.
changedRabbi Yolly summons a web of noodles that wraps around an enemy's ship and prevents it from moving and attacking for 5 seconds.
changedWhen Rabbi Yolly mans the Deck or the Weaponry, his prayer to His Noodliness has a 20% chance of turning enemy projectiles into harmless meatballs.

Meet Rabbi Yolly

Rabbi Yolly is the spiritual leader of the Pastafarian community in the Colandia solar system. With his famous motto, “Make Pasta Not War”, he cooks large amounts of pasta in giant space bowls to feed the hungry space travelers. As a zealous devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Rabbi Yolly strictly opposes violence. When things go sour, he calls upon His Noodliness to protect his crew members, soften the ship's collisions, and cook divine pasta to pacify enemies.

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Development Progress

We've finished working on the ability system for the crew members. Now that the system is in place, we are working on the actual abilities.

Rabbi Yolly's Abilities

Sauce Glide:

Rabbi Yolly summons a cloud of sauce around the ship. The ship glides through the sauce cloud, ignoring the ship's rotation, but reducing its movement speed by 25%.

Spaghetti String Theory:

Rabbi Yolly summons a web of noodles that wraps around an enemy's ship and prevents it from moving and attacking for 5 seconds.

Meat the Cannons:

When Rabbi Yolly mans the Deck or the Weaponry, his prayer to His Noodliness has a 20% chance of turning enemy projectiles into harmless meatballs.

Cook Pasta:

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Rabbi Yolly cooks pasta in a giant Space Bowl, feeding the pirate crew and granting them 200 Mood Points.

Ramen Shield:

His Noodliness conjures a giant ramen bubble around the ship. Enemy projectiles caught within the bubble turn into harmless meatballs. Lasts 30 seconds.

Holy Touch:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster personally touches the pirate ship, fully repairing it. When the ship is destroyed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster resurrects it with 50% hit points. It can only occur once every 180 seconds.

What's next?

Our next major milestone is a demo for Steam! We aim to release the demo in Q2 2026. But we will be posting updates once every 1-2 months

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