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THE REBELLION HAS ARRIVED
We are really happy to announce that SLAMPUNKS is part of Rogue Bots - a curated Steam festival featuring 224 roguelike and roguelite titles centered on bots, mechs, and corrupt machine intelligences. The festival runs March 1-10, 2026.
Jump in to play fresh demos, discover new mechanical nightmares, and grab exclusive festival discounts while they last: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45723254/sale/RogueBots2026
🕹️ ABOUT THE GAME
If you're new here, welcome to Koumen. SLAMPUNKS is a 1-3 player co-op action roguelite where The Squad is the Weapon. Following our strategic rebrand (formerly Valor Hunters), we've doubled down on high-octane "junk-punk" sabotage.
Kinetic Hero Synergies: Don't just walk around - weaponize physics. Use Kitsune's grappling hook to spin around your teammates in a lethal energy chain, or play as Chonk to swallow your friends and steamroll through enemies like a massive wrecking ball.
High-Stakes Heists: You aren't just surviving the clock; you're executing corporate sabotage. Smash mining rigs, escort the Silver-Sled through gauntlets, and take down screen-filling colossal bosses.
Break the Game: Complete objectives to unlock Ability Augments. Stack these "game-breakers" to turn your abilities into gravity wells or grow so large you literally outgrow the screen.
🚀 JOIN THE SQUAD
We don't have a demo available for this event quite yet, but we are building this game alongside our players. The best way to support the rebellion right now is to Wishlist the game and join our Discord to help shape the future of the planet!
👉 WISHLIST SLAMPUNKS ON STEAM 💬 JOIN OUR DISCORD
🤝 OUR RECOMMENDATIONS
With so many amazing games participating, it can be hard to know where to start! To help you jump right in, we've picked out a few standout titles that we think are absolutely worth your time.
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