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Full SCP: Secret Laboratory update
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Attention Site-02!
Something new has crept out of the merch lab and it’s no longer hiding in the dark corners of Heavy Containment. The SCP-173 Hoodie has officially breached containment and is heading straight for your wardrobe.
https://www.makeship.com/products/scp-173-hoodie
Now, don’t panic. This version of 173 is completely safe, stylish, and 100% neck-snap free. No cleaning crews required, no Class-D volunteers needed. Just you, your hoodie, and all the comfort of cotton that definitely doesn’t reek of the stuff we usually find smeared on the Containment Chamber floor.
The design captures the statue in all its unsettling glory. It’s perfect for pulling on during late-night Secret Lab sessions, or for lurking ominously in your kitchen at 3AM when your roommate blinks and finds you suddenly standing right behind them. For once, you can be the anomaly.
As with all Foundation anomalies, resources are limited. Once these hoodies slip into their own pocket dimension of sold-out merchandise, that’s it. No re-containment procedure, no O5 override. Just a missed chance and the faint echo of concrete scraping down a hallway.
So, if you’re looking to secure comfort, contain your style, and protect yourself from the chilly drafts of Surface Zone, grab the SCP-173 Hoodie while you still can. Blink and… well, you know how that goes.
See you in the dark.
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