Renovation Crew is Hiring!

Greetings, newcomer,

And welcome to the Regular Home Renovation Crew! We’re the best in the business when it comes to bringing all kinds of living spaces back to life: rusty houses, abandoned lodges, old churches,

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. Our motto is ”Any house deserves to be renovated!”

Here are a few of the tasks you gotta master to succeed here at Renovation Crew:

• Paint the walls and change out the floorings. Just make sure to scrub off any… unwanted mess first

• Fix the electricity. Don’t worry — all crew members are equipped with a handy flashlight, so you won’t be stumbling in the dark while you’re working on that.

  

• Refurnish everything. New life starts with new furnishings, so feel free to destroy those broken beds and tables with your trusty sledgehammer.

• Be thorough. The Renovation Crew doesn’t deal in half-measures; we will renovate every nook and cranny of your house, no matter how much mess is hidden in all those… oddly dark corners

Word of mouth is important in this industry! Here are just some of the reviews our crew received from satisfied customers all over town:

What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong in this place, outsider.

Whether you joined us because of your love for renovation

or you wish to become The One That Wakes The Mother

, it’s nice to have you at our Renovation Crew, newcomer.

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