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Procrastinaut

Also known as Procrastinaut, p, procrastinaut

Stranded for unknown reasons in the lower orbit of a purple gas giant, you are kind of just chilling out. You should probably get on with your mission. There's still plenty of time, though.

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16 May 2026
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Procrastinaut - This is Fine Update Now Live

Greetings, space-explorers. The Transgalactic Bloc for Bringing Back the Word "Cyber" has cyber-stolen our code and injected the following updates: Things are fine. It's fine You can now get onto the snack dispenser The…

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Top picks from 6 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • The UncertainYou have braved the abyss, or maybe just fallen into it.100.0%
  • The PeacefulYou have found a tranquil moment.50.1%
  • The ForagerYou have fed the machine, because what else was there?48.0%
  • The OpportunistYou have rescued a coin from certain doom.44.2%
  • The ProcrastinatorThe abyss greets you as a friend.39.9%
  • The HitchhikerYou have hitched an unlikely ride.36.9%