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Well howdy folks, it's me, Colt Michigan.

You all know by now that I've been saying for years that something ain't right.

Ever notice how you'll put your keys down, turn around for two seconds, and suddenly they're gone? Or how you swear you closed a cupboard, but later it's open again? Or maybe when you're doing your washing and one of your socks ends up going mysteriously AWOL?

The doctors have told me that its down to years of so called"cognitive decline"from taking too much Bullet Hole™ Brain Supplements (link in bio) but I can tell you what it really is...

These mysterious happenings are actually field observations by tiny government agents sent to take away your guns!

The government elites have teamed up with big pharma to make small people that mean big trouble for you, me and our entire way of American life. The worst part about it is: you won't even know they're there.

These tiny troops, possibly related to the Cloud People, are absolutely everywhere: in our sewers, in our streets, in our art galleries... and maybe even your BUNKER.

So what can we do about this new epidemic? Well I'll tell ya folks: grab a gun and find them before they have a chance to steal your socks again.

And if one of them ever asks for "uppies"... DON'T YOU DARE.

Signin' off for now, Colt Michigan

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