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- Please, Don’t Touch Anything
Quick Fix - Sept 26
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien…
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Minor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux
Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature…
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Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update Wow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn at solving the fien…
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PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
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PDTA 3D is out now!
PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS
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Linux + SteamOS version now live!
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
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Linux + SteamOS version now live!
Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!
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Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR
Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on the announceme…
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Please, Don't Touch Anything coming to the Oculus Rift + Gear VR
Who would have imagined that NOT pressing buttons could be this exciting? We're psyched to announce that Please, Don't Touch Anything is coming to the Oculus Rift and Gear VR real soon. Feast your eyes on the announceme…
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BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST
BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here ). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Touch Anything remake…
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BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST
BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here ). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Touch Anything remake…
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3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW!
3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added w…
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3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW!
3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't. 3 new achievements have also been added w…
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UPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support
Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game…
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UPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support
Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game…
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JUDGEMENT
Want to hear a sneak preview of one of the new music from Please, Don't Touch Anything's upcoming update? DON'T CLICK HERE.
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