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Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Also known as Please, Don’t Touch Anything, pdta, please dont touch anything

A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.

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Last update
16 May 2026
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11

Latest update

Announcement

Quick Fix - Sept 26

Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien…

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Community progression

Top picks from 15 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • DisobedienceHidden97.0%
  • We are watchingHidden84.9%
  • Button maniacHidden67.4%
  • Don't be distractedHidden59.8%
  • 555-2368Hidden48.5%
  • Just logo?Hidden43.9%