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Steam News25 June 202610d ago

nothing to see here... OK BIG UPDATE!!

Ok where do I start!? first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER! characters now have big BIG eyes jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you

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Full Orders, Captain! update

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What changed

2 fixes4 additions4 changes0 removals
  • Gameplay
  • Fixes
changedfirst of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER!
addedcharacters now have big BIG eyes
changedjumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph
addedNEW COMMANDS!
fixedFIXED "BUGS"
fixedalso fixed the way walking in the ship works like there were a lot of messy colliders that just made walking on the ship disgusting. not happening anymore!

Orders, Captain! changes

changedfirst of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER!
addedcharacters now have big BIG eyes
changedjumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph
addedNEW COMMANDS!
fixedFIXED "BUGS"

Ok where do I start!?

first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER!

  • characters now have big BIG eyes

  • jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph

  • loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you

  • enemy pirates now literally explode when you destroy their ships

NEW COMMANDS!

honestly just one but very cool

"explode"

FIXED "BUGS"

so there were a lot of times where the crewmembers were actually busy when you gave them commands like they were about to get knocked out by another crewmember or they were telling you something and in those cases commands "didn't go through" but they actually did the problem was the crewmember was busy so the action didn't happen in order to not interfere with what they were about to do, the game now lets you know in this situations the selected crewmember could not follow the command because of this, "bob is busy".

also fixed the way walking in the ship works like there were a lot of messy colliders that just made walking on the ship disgusting. not happening anymore!

  • you can now throw dynamite to a crewmember and he will blast off to literal orbit.

hopefully this makes the game better lmk what you think!

also

multiplayer not ready yet but ITS COMING!!

other minor things improved:

  • changed the ocean and the sky, they now look way better and fit the visuals

  • crewmembers and enemies now die realistically due to ragdolls instead of just a plain dying animation

I'm working on a new trailer with the updated features and visuals, should be up soon!

thank you VERY much for every single buy!!

more big updates coming soon!

Source

Steam News / 25 June 2026

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