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- Orders, Captain!
nothing to see here... OK BIG UPDATE!!
Ok where do I start!? first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER! characters now have big BIG eyes jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you…
Announcement8 changesFixGameplay - Orders, Captain!
BIG UPDATE!
dude I rebuilt the whole game... ok so I've been working VERY HARD to get this game to achieve its full potential, this is the first of many big updates that will try to get the game there... FULL REBRANDING! aight so I…
Announcement7 changesFixUI/audio
