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Steam Next Fest Stats | Even We Didn't See This Coming

Steam Next Fest has come to an end. Over the past few days, Joey's dream world welcomed many new adventurers. We secretly collected some fun statistics from the demo. Here's what we found!

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addedOver the past few days, Joey's dream world welcomed many new adventurers.
changed📊 Dream Report🟢 100% of players cleared the first stage.
changed📊 Dream Report⏰ Challenge Still Unclaimed: Die 10 Times

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addedOver the past few days, Joey's dream world welcomed many new adventurers.
changed🟢 100% of players cleared the first stage.
changed⏰ Challenge Still Unclaimed: Die 10 Times

Steam Next Fest has come to an end.

Over the past few days, Joey's dream world welcomed many new adventurers.

We secretly collected some fun statistics from the demo. Here's what we found!

📊 Dream Report

🟢 100% of players cleared the first stage.

Looks like everyone successfully took their first step into Joey's nightmare.

💰 100% of players earned money in their dreams.

Gold is valuable, but blessings are even better.

👊 100% of players punched at least one enemy.

Even though Joey now starts with shurikens, fists are still a fan favorite.

💀 83% of players died at least once.

After all, dying is just part of the dream.

🥷 Only 33% of players reached Difficulty 3 with the Ninja.

Looks like there's still plenty of room to master this class.

💰 Only 16% of players collected 10,000 gold.

True dream millionaires are rare.

Challenge Still Unclaimed: Die 10 Times

Which means...

You're all much better at this game than we expected.

No one has managed to die enough times to break Joey's alarm clock.

Some players became dream millionaires.

Some spent hours discovering the most ridiculous deck combinations.

Some transformed themselves into the strangest versions imaginable.

And some simply wandered quietly through Joey's dream world.

It's because of all these different choices, different stories, and different dreams that Joey's Nightmare feels a little more complete every day.

Thank you to every single person who stepped into Joey's dreams.

We hope that next time we meet,

we'll have an even gentler, stranger, and more wonderful dream waiting for you.

❤️ — The Joey's Nightmare II TeamSteam post image

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