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Happy Halloween, Player! Here at the Football Improvement Centre, we don't really approve of extra-curricular activities that distract from your re-education. Therefore, we'd like to remind all students of a couple important rules:
Swapping out your mandated FIC uniform for any sort of "Spooky Costume" is strictly forbidden.
It is against the rules to stray from the strict dietary regimen of "Noodle Soop Brand Noodle Soup" and "Nuclear Power Energy Drink" which we enforce here at the facility. All Single Occupancy Residences will be randomly inspected this week for any smuggled "Treats" or "Candy."
Claims that the Football Improvement Centre is haunted are baseless hearsay, and therefore, any attempt to spread such outrageous rumors will be met with swift punishment.
Don't be discouraged, Player! The facility has put these strict rules in place to ensure your speedy graduation, but that doesn't mean we can't still get into the holiday spirit!
As a special treat, The Football Improvement Centre has secured a week's supply of festive... Err..."Halloween-Compliant Pumpkin Balls!"Yes, yes, these new training materials serve not only as a means to spread cheer, but they will also prepare you for unusual heading situations on the field, because, uhh, you never know what life might throw at you, and, well... Actually...
Oh look, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I am just steaming mad. That blasted Carl has somehow found another way to bring this facility closer to impending bankruptcy! I gave him a budget to go to the hardware store to purchase actual materials for constructing new lessons and he goes and comes back with a truck load of bloody PUMPKINS! He said there was a special "Halloween Sale" and he just couldn't pass up on an incredible deal. When I scolded him for his idiocy he told me he actually thought this would make me happy! Can you believe that?!
Oh, well. If I'm stuck with these stupid things then I'm at least going to write them off as a business expense. Like it or not, they're your problem now! I hope you like pumpkins, Player.
Because starting today you'll be heading "Pumpkin Balls" until they run out!
Happy Halloween.
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