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Steam News16 January 20265mo ago

The Endgame Update

Glonk day, Glonklings! We've glonked tirelessly since release to get more content for you into the game, and today is that day! The update is completely free, and you can play it RIGHT NOW!

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  • Gameplay
  • Events
  • Performance
addedGlonk day, Glonklings! We've glonked tirelessly since release to get more content for you into the game, and today is that day! The update is completely free, and you can play it RIGHT NOW! The core of it takes place after the credits, with 6-12 new hours of glonktime (playtime). Here are the glonknotes (patch notes): Glonklog (changelog):
added5 new infinite upgrades, post credits.
addedA new rebirth mechanic to start all over.
addedA new rebirth skilltree with 20 new extremely impactful skills.
addedA new random event: The Geyser.
addedA new stat gacha machine that unlocks after all hats have been acquired.

Glonk day, Glonklings! We've glonked tirelessly since release to get more content for you into the game, and today is that day! The update is completely free, and you can play it RIGHT NOW! The core of it takes place after the credits, with 6-12 new hours of glonktime (playtime). Here are the glonknotes (patch notes): Glonklog (changelog):

  • 5 new infinite upgrades, post credits.

  • A new rebirth mechanic to start all over.

  • A new rebirth skilltree with 20 new extremely impactful skills.

  • A new random event: The Geyser.

  • A new stat gacha machine that unlocks after all hats have been acquired.

  • A new stat: gold generation.

  • 1 new song: Glonk Choir

  • 2 new backgrounds.

  • 4 new achievements.

  • Fixed a bug to cap the amount of Glonks that can spawn at a time.

  • Reworked coin spawning & visibility for performance.

  • Reworked numbers.

  • Ending animation polished.

  • And tons of other smaller bugfixes and polish.

We hope you'll enjoy this new way to push your Glonks to the limit. Bigger number = better person after all, and you can get some REAL BIG numbers in this update. Feel free to let us know what you think after playing, and have a Glonk weekend! -The Mistical Team

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Steam News / 16 January 2026

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